Thursday, May 1, 2014

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How the Hell Am I Supposed to Wear These

{Madewell Boy Jean, $125}

Ill admit it--I fell into the "Emily and Blair look amaze in boyfriend jeans...I NEED BOYFRIEND JEANS" trap a couple months ago and splurged on the pair you see above. Now, not only am I $125 poorer, but Im still at a complete loss for how to wear these loose fitting, long crotch-ed, ripped jeans without looking like a frumpy mother of four who has resigned herself to driving a station wagon and looking forward to date night at Chilis. 

I have so many questions:
  • Can I wear these to work?
  • Do these make my butt look big?
  • Should I dress them up?
  • Should I dress them down?
  • Will I look stumpy if I wear them with flats?
  • How fitted should these be at the waist?
  • Would this be an acceptable swimsuit cover up?
  • No, but seriously you guys...do these make my butt look big??
So, if you have answers to any of these questions or suggestions for how I should wear/how you wear them, please leave them for me in the comments. As much as I like my money where I can see it, a la Carrie Bradshaw, I like it even better where everyone else can see it (i.e., on my person in public).

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